Dear Tumblr
I enjoy a good story
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Photo reblogged from CRACKED.com
When Hollywood Runs Out of Books To Turn Into Movies… there will still be some great movies.
These still look better than Battleship does.
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More specifically, the CueCat.
“What the hell’s a CueCat?” You (yes you, dear reader!) are probably asking.
Well, this is:
They were these hilarious little scanners that were meant to scan things in magazines and newspapers (back when people read magazines and newspapers rather than simply glancing at their covers full of preposterously Photoshopped people).
They bombed, of course. Because you had to plug them into your computer to even bother trying to use them.
And why would anyone bother to print stupid barcodes for people to scan and be taken to some stupid website when they could just look it up online?
How… how the fuck did that even happen?
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Apparently, the falsely named One Million Moms hate group are kinda pissed about all the announcements DC and Marvel had to offer about gay characters. Because that’s what hate groups totally do.
Marvel, now owned by Disney, followed DC Comics’ announcement with a surprise of their own. Northstar, Marvel’s first openly gay hero, is going to tie the knot with his boyfriend in the current issue of “Astonishing X-Men.” This is the first same-sex wedding in a superhero comic book.
To which I’d like to point out that they clearly didn’t do their research:
Do they really want to piss off Apollo and Midnighter? Really?
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I know everyone’s all pissed about there being a new new Sherlock Holmes show even though there’s already a really really good new Sherlock Holmes show.
And a lot of people are really really upset that this new show would have the gall to make Dr. Watson a woman.
Because that totally didn’t happen in a previously hit show where the two leads were based off Holmes and Watson, right?
Except for that one.
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Photoset reblogged from doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.
It’s Avengered Development.
I… I have to admit. I would totally watch the shit out of this until it got cancelled too early like every other thing I love.
(Source: -andrews)
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Photo reblogged from The Oatmeal
It’s 5:30 in the morning and I am reading about Nikola Tesla because fuck sleep.
Knew I could find a use for that gif
(Source: oatmeal)
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Okay some people on the internet.
You know how you sometimes want to tell a story about a friend of yours?
So you’ll write “My friend, let’s call him/her S”.
Here’s the thing- and I know, it’s a little thing- you don’t really need to do that.
That’s the magical thing about the internet- it’s already anonymous. You can call them by whatever you want and you don’t have to tell us “let’s call him/her-“.
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You know what, this is seriously as hilariously awful as you could ever hope.
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Photo reblogged from Neil Gaiman
I’m throwing money at the screen but nothing’s happening!
It must be because all I have are pennies. Stupid worthless pennies.
Well, I know that I’d watch it…
Please, PLEASE someone make this movie. You can have all my monies.
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What do you have against posting video links with your pictures and gifs?
